Once the most beloved of Idol contestants for his snappy comedic stylings (and lightning quick Simon jabs), the overweight mop-topped CHRIS SLIGH has been given the boot from AMERICAN IDOL. Could it have been because of his Tuesday night massacre of “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic,” or his revelation that he is a “Christ follower”? From Chris Sligh’s blog…

I am first and foremost a Christ-follower. I am also a rock star. I don’t feel the two are diametrically opposed. If you do…I feel bad for you.

Hmm… defensive much? See ya in hell, Chris.
Anyhoo, glad he’s gone, because that means more fun from Mr. Pony-Hawk himself, the evil SANJAYA! It’s becoming more and more apparent that his fellow contestants are going bat-shit crazy over the fact that Sanjaya is more pervasive than genital warts, and like the STD, refuses to go away. This could be super bad news for “J” who is now on day 12 of her hunger strike, and will have to go without food for AT LEAST another week! If she keeps it up, pretty soon she’ll be able to fit into Nicole Richie’s bikini!

Not crying for Chris.