Portland’s Cacophony Society are throwing a party tonight—better put on a white dress and join ‘em.

brIdes of March! NO GROOMS ALLOWED!

Pioneer Square

brIdes of March!
NO GROOMS! (read twice if you don’t understand it- if you’re not a bride, don’t come)
Come to Pioneer Square on Friday the 16th at 6pm. Get married to prominent local landmarks, kiss the bride, and then - a reception! Twisted games and prepare to make a mockery of one of God’s sacred institutions.