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Friday, March 23, 2007

Drunk Drunk Squirrel

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Mar 23 at 11:26 AM

It’s Friday, and we all know what that means. Don’t let yourself get this drunk, and definitely don’t try to climb any trees. This is both adorable and pathetic, but don’t cry animal cruelty, cuz this squirrel got wasted his own damn self:

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I wanna party with that squirrel.

That shit was hilarious,
I wonder if squirrels get hangovers.

may be brain damaged or something. I hope people get a kick out of you being hurt and no one to help, now that would be really funny! the squirrel might have a hard time getting food. suffering animals are funny! typical marjorie.

Huh. You fucking self righteous retard-with no sense of humor. Get a fucking clue. The squirrel was wasted. He started getting drunk, liked it and continued to get hammered. I did this just the other day. Humans and squirrels are not the only animals that get drunk on purpose. Plenty of species actually wait for fallen fruit to ferment before eating it. Now get off your fucking high-horse before I kick your stupid ass off.

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