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Monday, March 26, 2007

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Mon, Mar 26 at 6:57 AM

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Two goddamn scoops of sunshine!

SPLASH! “Cruise line officials are trying to figure out how two passengers managed to fall at least 50 feet from a ship’s balcony into the Gulf of Mexico Sunday, where they were rescued hours later.” Uh, perhaps it was gravity?

Papa John to help find my Papa, John.

Iran is mad at someone who is not us, phew!

If you have this week in your Alberto Gonzales Gets Shit-Canned Office Pool, you just might be in luck. John Ashcroft, where are you? America needs you now more than ever!

It’s Final Four time! My bracket looks like crap. Virginia Tech? Texas? What the hell was I thinking? Why didn’t I just select Oral Roberts to win it all?

The Tamil Tigers (not a sports team) have gone aerial. Time to cross off Sri Lanka from the vacation list. What’s left? Branson Missouri That’s it? Crap. Ok kids, we’re going to see Yakov!

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