Standoff 2007 - UK vs Iran: Iran is totally winning.

An African-American man carjacks someone, gets 18 years. This guy does billions in damage, gets four years. Oh yeah, by the way, turns out that after 11 years behind bars, the African-American fellow, he was innocent. Ladies and gentlemen, our American justice system.

Oh wow, it’s like Katrina never happened. Mardi Gras! Woo!! Where my beads at, dawg?

Grammy. Nobel Prize. Pulitzer. Mother of the Year. Is there an award out there that Bono hasn’t won? He was just knighted. Boo.

In honor of the greatest sport in the world (no, not this sport), Baseball, which starts up this Sunday, here is the late A. Bartlett Giamatti (father of this guy) explaining the wonder of the game:
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.”

James Earl Jones totally agrees, baseball rulez: