DON’T FORGET! The awesome Guitar Hero II Tournament will be held tonight at the Red Room Lounge (2530 NE 82nd). Sign up is at 7 pm, and there are only 40 spots—one of which will be going to the Mercury’s own Guitar Hero wizard CHRISTINE BLYSTONE—so get there early if you want to compete!
Me, I’m into other forms of musical gamesmanship. While I do love Guitar Hero, I’m still waiting on this company to develop “Spice Girls Hero”—where you have to sing AND dance to Spice Girl songs. Until then, it looks like I’ll have to be satisfied with the newest member of the Hero family. Introducing…
ACCORDIAN HERO II!

Featuring songs such as “Roll Out the Barrell,” “Leichtensteiner Polka,” and M.C. Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This,” Accordian Hero II is your obvious choice for fun — until they invent Flugel Horn Hero.