More late night bloggin’ featuring videos that aren’t so safe for work! Actually, what’s great about this video is that it’s perfectly safe for the office — and yet you can still masturbate to it! It’s an advertisement for the Japanese candy stick PRETZ, performed by a super cute J-pop girl in a pleated skirt. Here are the lyrics if you’d like to sing along…

Pleats in my Skirt and a Pretz in Machine/ Muuu!/ Pleats in my Skirt and a Pretz in Machine/ Oooh!/ Pleats in my Skirt and a Pretz in Machine/ WOW!/Papipupepipopapopupupi-pu!/ Papipupepipopapopupupi-pu!

You may now commence masturbation.

Thank you so much TV in Japan!