Let’s play… WHO’S WORSE?? Last week, the worst celebrity of the week was clearly ALEC BALDWIN who left a voicemail for his 11-year-old daughter, calling her a “thoughtless, little pig.” Today ex-wifey KIM BASINGER confirms our suspicions calling Alec “unstable and irrational.” Ummmm… you left out “big pig.”

WHO’S WORSE?? After pissing her off one time too many, former Dancing with the Stars contestant SHANNA MOAKLER published PARIS HILTON’S email address and cell phone number on her MySpace page. Barraged by annoying calls, Paris called Moakler’s antics “childish and mean-spirited.” Pot? Meet black kettle.

WHO’S WORSE?? Apparently they don’t teach things like “maturity” in rehab. LINDSAY LOHAN has been accused of sneaking into the house of her new mortal enemy, model LAUREN HASTINGS, stealing $10,000 worth of clothes, and when asked why she stole them, informed Lauren that she was “a fat bitch.” Well, it’s not exactly Jenny Craig, but who knows? Maybe it’ll work.