Humpy, I'm so masochistic I watched it pre-Mills. It's my guiltiest guilty pleasure. I'd invite you over to guilt it out with me, but I watch with my kids. Plus also no beer. You'd be bored silly.

Was the fall faked, or not? TV Squad says yes, and also that she's moving to the states as soon as she can rustle up a green card to avoid her negative McCartney karma in the UK.

Was the fall faked? I'm not one of those people who cry "conspiracy" whenever Sanjaya makes it past another American Idol round, but it's pretty obvious Heather uses her fake leg as a strategy. Did you hear that story from a year or two ago, when Heather was protesting inside Jennifer Lopez's office for PETA, and when security grabbed her, the leg came flying off? THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY STAGED. And why not? PETA feels they need all the press they can get (regardless of how crazy it gets), and Heather learned from that. She's no dummy... which is why she wore that glaring white band encircling her bum leg last night, instead of a flesh colored one. "Hey everybody, just a reminder... I've GOT A FAKE LEG."