Yet another horseshit reason President Bush will veto the bill that could bring troops home by this October. (Collect all 5,682!)

Five men are sentenced to life in prison for plotting to blow up London nightclubs, power plants, and shopping malls.

The Queen of England is coming to America. Sorry, boys… she doesn’t look as hot as Helen Mirren.

After being pulled over for speeding, Britney Spears was let off with a warning—even though she couldn’t produce proof of insurance, registration or underpants.

Boy George is accused of kidnapping an alleged male prostitute and chaining him to a wall in his London home. Pleas of “do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry” were ignored.