Due to an increasing amount of SUCKAGE, next season 24 will get a complete makeover. (Don’t forget an eye tuck for Jack… he’s looking way wrinkley.)

Tonight (and for the rest of the week) Late Night with Conan O’Brien (NBC, 12:35 am) comes to you from San Fran!

Sony will be producing a web only network of “miniwebisodes” in which classic TV fare like Charlie’s Angels and T.J. Hooker will be shortened to six minutes or under. Not doing it will take even less time.

Grey’s Anatomy fans were shocked to see two swollen testicles on their fave show… until it was revealed to be Mitch Pileggi’s head. (I’m not kidding.)

“Thanks. I really appreciate being mistaken for two swollent testicles. Thanks a lot.”