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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Gossip Joe Francis: Going Wild in Prison?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Apr 12 at 10:35 AM

In sweet, sweet celebrity news, the founder of the sexually exploitive GIRLS GONE WILD video empire, JOE FRANCIS, has been indicted for tax fraud, and could face up to 10 years in jail. WHOOPEEEE! According to Fox News, Francis illegally claimed $20 million in false business expenses. (That’s what he gets for using Turbo Tax.)

Francis makes an estimated $29 million a year from videos of young women exposing their breasts and being shown in other sexually provocative situations.

Justice Department officials said Francis is scheduled to appear May 22 before U.S. Magistrate Robert A. McQuaid. If convicted, he could face up to 10 years in prison and $500,000 in fines.

Ahhh… ten years in prison. When they bend him over the laundry room washing machine, I wonder if he’ll get a free t-shirt? SAYONARA, DOUCHEBAG!

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