As we alerted you in this week’s Mercury, Jesus Christ has a blog and he wants you to read it. Now, normally I couldn’t give two poops about Jesus Christ or his blog… but as it turns out? JC’s blog makes for a pretty good read! This week, he’s complaining about Mexican restaurants that close for Easter, and how artists always make him look like crap in their paintings. Check out this excerpt…

And look at my face! This is the WORST depiction of my face since Willem Defoe played me in The Last Temptation of Christ (pretty good movie, though). This painting makes me look like a garbage man or something… I don’t know. It makes me look like I’m going to take that kid and dump him head first into a wood chipper. Not that I would. I’m just saying. And I kind of look high, don’t I?

He’s got a point. He DOES look like a garbage man. Check out JESUS CHRIST’S BLOG HERE, and remember, on the internet, you never walk alone.