Bumper stickers are a constant overwhelming puzzle to me. Why are all these people fighting about their Chevy trucks vs. their Ford trucks. Why?? I started noticing a real disturbing trend last week with warring cowgirls. I grew up in a cow town so it’s no surprise to see bumper stickers like these…

or this one…

Okay, I get it! You’re a slutty cowgirl who likes to ride it rough.

But this next one totally blew me away. Did you know there’s all these cowgirls out there who don’t want to be known as sluts? Can you imagine the rumble that would go down between the sluts and the prudes… imagine all the hats and belt buckles. I’d watch that.