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Monday, April 9, 2007

Politics The Mouth of Hell Opens in Tigard: Karl Rove is Coming

Posted by Scott Moore on Mon, Apr 9 at 11:20 AM

By now, you may have heard that Satan has given Karl Rove—the maniacal genius behind the Bush machine, and one helluva MC—permission to leave the fiery, sulfur-choked depths of Hades to pay the Portland area a little visit this week. But here’s the question: Where, exactly, will Hell’s blood-soaked maw open up?

He’s appearing at a “grassroots” reception put on by the Washington County GOP, and it’s going to be somewhere in Tigard. You can register and pay on their website, but it doesn’t have any information about where it’s happening. I suppose they let you know after you pay. Is it just me, or is this not exactly how raves are organized?

I’ve asked for a press pass, in order to ask Rove about his involvement in the political firings of U.S. attorneys, outing Valerie Plame, spreading rumors about John McCain’s nonexistent bastard child, his cynical manipulation of genuine religious sentiment, and how, exactly, he can sleep at night knowing he helped start an illegal and unnecessary war. I’ll let you know how that works out.

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I saw on another blog that it will be at The Embassy Suites in Tigard near Washington Square.Word will leak out later on in the week where exactly the Turd Blossom shows up.People will be there to give him a warm "Little Beirut" welcome.

Posted by Ward Cleaver | April 9, 2007 11:35 AM

Interesting...

Posted by Scott Moore | April 9, 2007 11:38 AM

Found on craigslist:
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http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/rnr/308747651.html
Does the thought of that protest in Portland two weeks ago still have you pissed as hell? Well these same fucking punks are going to hold another "protest" on Friday the 13th at the Tigard Embassey Suites hotel. I'm getting friends together and I'd hope that you came down and support us standing up against these evil meth heads whom are casting a cloud above our city. They don't own this place, we are the silent majority no longer. Email me if you'd like to exchange numbers and ideas of what we should do. Make sure to bring your steeltoe boots as it will get nasty. I plan on teaching some fucks a lesson the second I see somone shit on a flag, or burn military attire.
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Posted by martin | April 9, 2007 1:49 PM

Wonder how it feels like to be a member of a political party that is afraid to show off its top dogs. Cowardly bastards indeed.

Posted by infoart | April 10, 2007 10:55 AM

Karl Rove works for the devil..he's just a minion for the NWO..

Posted by david b | April 11, 2007 2:52 PM

Karl Rove works for the devil..he's just a minion for the NWO..

Posted by david b | April 11, 2007 2:52 PM

Karl Rove works for the devil..he's just a minion for the NWO..

Posted by david b | April 11, 2007 2:52 PM

This may help explain things--99 percent confirmed in the DailyKos link bearing my name.

here I made a new listing, with a public google-map!

http://portland.craigslist.org/eve/309454112.html

I'm voting for a candle light vigil to begin at nightfall, but I wouldn't say no to a big drum circle in Washington Square.

Hope this helps, -LB

Posted by lord bronco | April 12, 2007 11:45 AM

I hope Turdblossom does not find out I am one of the BIGGEST Fags in America.......but then again he may already knows.

Big Brother knows everything!!!

Posted by Sumoguy | April 12, 2007 11:50 PM

Rove is at the Riverplace having breakfast right now if anyone cares to go make your voice heard (Fri - 8:45am).

Posted by Shea | April 13, 2007 8:58 AM

Sumoguy was correct. Rove did appear at the Riverplace. I rushed down to confront him, secret service all around. I accused him of treason, and told him as a traitor he could hang. "Mr. Rove, you have commited serious crimes, treasonous crimes..." I hope I ruined his morning. Thank you Sumoguy!

Posted by patriot | April 13, 2007 3:33 PM

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