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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Music Yacht Rock to Rock on Yacht, with YACHT

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Wed, Apr 25 at 2:03 PM

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Ok, so you all know YACHT. And Yachts. And, of course, Yacht Rock.

In honor of the upcoming Yacht CD Release party aboard the Crystal Dolphin on May 5th, we are giving away a couple pairs of tickets to this nautical party. You and a guest can watch YACHT rock the boat, while I drunkenly vomit off the ship’s railings, due to a lethal combination of Dramamine and Peach Schnapps.

To win the tickets, you must email me your nomination for greatest Yacht Rocker ever. Get creative, and be sure to keep your entry less than a hundred words. Is it Michael McDonald, Christopher Cross, Kenny Loggins, or someone else? Entries must be in my inbox by Friday at noon.

Good luck, and keep it smooth.

Comments

"You wanna take it in the ass? Or take it to the streets?"

Be careful with that dramamine, as it's primary function--gag suppression--may not jive with the schnapps. Imagine wanting to throw up, but instead of wretching, just stomach knotting and nothing coming from your throat but a weak 'heh'. Pretty bad stuff. Just sayin.

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