It was another blood bath on American Idol last night, when the most clearly talented singer, MELINDA DOLITTLE got her ass sent HOME last night—leaving the marginally talented (and marjorly hot) Jordin Sparks, and honky beatboxer/Jamiroquai clone Blake Lewis to duke it out in next week’s season finale.
Unfair? I say TOTALLY FAIR. Though Simon may like to call this a “singing competition,” it’s an out-and-out personality contest. Therefore America voted, and America said, “We really prefer our idols to be less self-effacing. Oh, they should also have a NECK. Move along, Melinda!”

P.S. On last night’s season finale of America’s Next Top Model the Latina with the crazy jaw won, sending home my fave contestant, the crazy Rooskie who dry humps cell phones.