Have you seen these ads for the “All About Kids Day” at PGE Park? I guess the idea is to sponsor a kid so they can go to a baseball game. But unless you really love kids, the ads showcase how annoying the little critters can be. (For the record, I love kids—but this ad made me want to make sure this girl does not go to the ballgame, because she’s going to drive everyone sitting within a 10 row radius absolutely nuts.)

Baseball! Baseball! Baseball! Baseball!