From reader Michael Weinberg (who, BTW, is having a bitchin’ rad b-day party in Laurelhurst Park tomorrow afternoon) comes the following tip about the Clackamas County Jail:

“My friend Wil was looking up info on the shooting range, and I found the inmate lookup, and then he found this, which I thought you’d find interesting.”

Apparently, the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office is beginning to ditch the names of inmates, and is instead referring them as if they were extras on a Hollywood set.

Inmate Information for ENGINE, ROOM GUY
Inmate Information for BIG, EARS

Big, Ears is in for unlawful possession of a firearm (ahem), but Engine, Room Guy is in for “unlawfully requiring repair for certification of compliance with pollution control requirements,” negotiating a bad check, and violating parole.

If you’d like to inquire about posting bail for either Big, Ears or Engine, Room Guy, the jail’s phone number is 503-655-8331. Tell them Slightly, Hungover told you to call.