Another week, another astoundingly diverse round up of this week’s Best of the Blog—for those of you who actually work during business hours instead of goofing off on BlogTown.

READ! You know you want to: Alison reminds us that The Babysitters Club is the bomb, as is the hilarious blog about them.

SMOKE! Marijuana! (Just not, ironically, at Hempstalk. Is it just me or does it really really seem like they should call it HempstOCk?)

WEAR! Acid washed black denim. Or don’t. Probably don’t.

DON’T SMOKE! (Cigarettes, that is. Especially if you’re in a movie.)

COOK! All your meals at home instead of dealing with all this crap!

MARRY! Er… DOMESTICATE!

ASK! A Brit! No seriously, ask Matt the Brit something. Already covered: Kippers and the BBC.

WALK! Your dog over to the store for one of these. (Shudder.)

DON’T TRY TO INVENT ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCES WITH A PRESSURE COOKER IN YOUR APARTMENT!! (Apparently, that needed to be said.)

BE GRATEFUL! You’re not in iraq, like this guy.

DEBATE! Does the fixie vs non-fixie bike discussion ever fail to stimulate?

WATCH! The Drinky Crow Show! Now on Adult Swim!

ENJOY! The rest of your weekend. See you Monday morning, fools.