Poor Britney… and lucky us! In a week where Lindsay Lohan is dominating the gossip headlines, Britney has come roaring back in what could be a successful attempt to regain her tabloid throne. According to Britain’s The Sun, Brit was spotted in an L.A. hotel bar inside a men’s toilet vomiting her guts out. Here are the juicy details, as only a Limey gossip monger could write it.

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.

“There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

“Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.”

It’s unclear at this point whether or not the toilet will be pressing charges.