A few days ago I got sad. I was all like “Man, I guess this whole wave of Chuck Norris nostalgia and ridiculousness is over. Like every fad, its time has come and gone. Everyone’s seen the Chuck Norris facts. Everyone’s caught Top Dog on PDX 49 at like 2 a.m. Everyone laughed at Conan O’ Brien’s Walker: Texas Ranger Lever. Sigh.” But then I saw this—the opening to the real-life cartoon Chuck Norris Karate Commandos, AKA Erik’s Favorite Television Program of All Time Ever—and I realized that the spirit of Chuck Norris will never die. NEVER.