I know watching Entertainment Tonight gives you a raging headache—however, if you can’t watch tonight’s episode which features video of a completely shit-faced drunk David Hasselhoff eating a hamburger (as videotaped by his 16-year-old daughter), then jump to their website and watch it HERE.
(On the right hand side, click “David Hasselhoff Exclusive.”)
Apparently, this happened three months ago when Boozy McHasselhoff fell off the wagon, and he had implored his children to videotape himself in this condition so he could witness the devastation for himself.
BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR. (Especially when there’s a handy internet lying around!)

UPDATE! Here’s the video. Thank you, YouTube!