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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Music Emo Kills (More) Kids

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Thu, May 24 at 3:29 PM

More emo hysteria!!! This time from the batshit crazy state of Utah. Look out for Mercury contributor Trevor Kelley’s book, which helps the kid-killing monster of emo snuff out a few more teens.

“Try not to react with fear.” Um, lady, they are emo kids, not bears.

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Fuuuuck! hah

Posted by jim | May 24, 2007 4:10 PM

Check the 'emo' clothes they cite: Izod polos and flower-power bell-bottoms. Hilarious on many levels...

"If your son isn't wearing that Eddie Bauer Oxford you bought him, or he's listening to (gasp), Fall Out Boy, TRY NOT TO REACT WITH FEAR!"

Posted by TKrueg | May 24, 2007 5:04 PM

Remember that whole thing with rock and roll? And the heavy metal? about how it was satans music and stuff? I say we sue the hell out of bands like Fall Out Boy because the suicide rate in Utah is up. Or maybe the suicide rate in utah is up because its freakin UTAH.

Posted by alfredb | May 27, 2007 4:19 PM

Shit! I wear polo shirts sometimes does this mean I'm turning into an "Emo"? I guess I'd better buy some razor bladesI

I wonder what happened to actual news? I'll bet no one has ever said the words "illegal occupation of Iraq" on that station.

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