Do you remember your first beer? The one you snuck out of the fridge and then choked down while your parents were off at the Steak & Chop House? Didn’t you hate the sneaking around, when you could have enjoyed drinking that beer while spending quality time with your family? Well, thanks to TV in Japan for alerting us to the great new non-alcoholic beer Kodomo no nomimono, developed especially for kids ! See? It’s fun to pretend getting drunk off your ass (and eventually losing your job, and any hope of a lasting meaningful relationship).