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Monday, May 21, 2007

TV For Reading This, You Get One Schrute Buck.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Mon, May 21 at 9:48 AM

As an astute middle manager, I am always looking for ways to reward employees who don’t fuck shit up. And thanks to the season finale of The Office, I discovered the best employee reward of all time: THE SCHRUTE BUCK. After being temporarily promoted to the manager’s position, Dwight Schrute awarded these to employees who could correctly answer questions about paper manufacturing. BUT YOU CAN GIVE THEM TO YOUR CO-WORKERS TOO!

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However, if you don’t like the person who awards you a Schrute Buck, you can always turn the tables by giving them a STANLEY NICKEL.

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Confused about conversion between Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels? Please consult this hee-larioso scene from The Office.

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