Not since I was six years old, standing in line for the first screening of Return of the Jedi, have I been as crippled by anticipation as I’ve been since a friend passed along the following news. The Oregon Family Council, it seems, is embarking on a new venture.

Hell, I’ll just let their own website explain it for me:

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I cannot wait for OFC porn. If you need a sneak peak at what it might look like, pay a little visit to SexInChrist.com, where you can read about “A Proposal For Christian Porn,” and learn more about topics like “Threesomes in a Christian Marriage” and “Fisting And God’s Will.”