Portland’s May Day immigration rally; nice and calm. L.A.’s immigration rally? NOT SO MUCH.

A study has shown that NBA referees call more fouls against black players than they do white players. “Hey REF! What are ya? BLIND?!?”

After months of listening to Viacom bellyache about YouTube stealing content, company owners Google fire back with, “Nah, nah, boo-boo. Stick your face in doo-doo.”

Remember when scientists predicted that summer polar ice caps could disappear by 2050? Now they’re thinking 2020. Hope you brought your swimsuit.

A new book reveals that gossip rags will do anything to prove Tobey Maguire and Leo DiCaprio are gay—even lie about it?!? UNBELIEVABLE!

Britney Spears jumps on the comeback train with short performances in small venues. This week House of Blues, next week, Betty Ford Clinic.