Chrysler sells for 7.4 billion dollars. That is so going up Lee Iacocca’s nose.

The military says “oh hell no” to YouTube and MySpace. You know who the real loser in this is? hotsoldier182. He just wanted to add you to his Top Eight, but instead he’s now forced to go out and spread some democracy, or at the very least, get blown the fuck up.

Cruise ship almost sinks! Fat Americans on vacation almost die! This would never happen on the Cabo Wabo “Are We Having Fun Yet?” Cruise.

Talkin’ all the Jazz. Baron Davis’ beard was not enough to beat The Utah Jazz, Warriors trail the series 3-1. I still think Golden State will win.