Jordin Sparks wins American Idol.

Three suspects in SE Portland car fires are questioned.

“Big, fat, lesbian, loud” Rosie O’Donnell and “innocent, pure, Christian” Elisabeth Hasselbeck spar on the View over Iraq:

Meanwhile, President Bush wants to “seek tougher measures” against Iran (proving Rosie correct, above).

That body found in the Euphrates River in Iraq? A soldier missing since early May. Two others are still missing.

Break out the sunscreen!