By now you’ve heard the sad morality tale of Lindsay Lohan and the stupid car wreck that exposed her for being a drunk coke snorter. SO… UNFAIR! I wish I could kill that stupid car wreck. Anyway, the upside to all this is that Lindsay repeatedly shows us the best way NOT to be famous. What’s the best way? Well, check out the following adorably hilarious video for the answer. (Hint: It rhymes with “Schill Schomebody Schimportant.”)

P.S. Vocals by Jessica Delfino.