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Monday, May 14, 2007

Music I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Mon, May 14 at 4:29 PM

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Oh boy! Hall & Oates is coming!! Their sexy-as-all-fuck Soul Violins Tour 2007 comes to the Schnitzer on Wednesday, August 29th. Tickets go on sale Friday, 10am.

Soul Violins? It’s like a soul, but made out of, you know, violins! Looking at that picture makes me realize that this tour could have had about a billion other/better names.

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How about "The Hall & Oats Haulin' Ass Tour"?

Wouldn't that be a violin (or violins), but made out of, you know, souls?

Much more sinister, especially when you consider that every whisker in Oates' awe-inspiring mustache is a captive human soul.

One of the most hilarious bands I ever saw live was Haulin' Oats in Raleigh, NC. One guy dressed as Darrell Hall, one as G.E. Smith, and four as John Oates. Spectacular.

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