For those of you who love the Mercury’s weekly selections from Jesus Christ’s Blog, you’re only getting a taste of the blogging goodness—because Jesus blogs every day! Here’s what you missed last week…
• Jesus gets teased by the counter boys at Quiznos.
• Jesus gets mad when someone asks him to control the weather.
• Jesus feels “funny” after he and Karen (that’s his lamb) accidentally huff a pot of glue.
• Jesus reveals why his date with dentist Dr. Jessica Hovley was “the worst date EVER!” (It partially had to do with being forced to go to a poetry slam.)

But there’s still time to right your wrongs! Check out Jesus Christ’s Blog for the latest adventures of Jesus Christ. (Did you know Jesus had a grandmother? I didn’t.)