You know, pushing 60 is tough on a disgruntled Vietnam vet. So it’s no wonder that JOHN RAMBO (Sly Stallone) needed all those steroids. Check out those ‘roids at work in this new trailer featuring Stallone’s second-best character. (Helpful hint: The first half of this trailer is boring as shit. Jump to the 1:30 mark when we finally see Rambo pissed off enough to decapitate a soldier, and rip someone’s throat out. Wow. Where can I find those steroids again?)