Help me out here. How many new president masks can they add? Bush One. Clinton. Bush Two. Did they have Carter in the last movie?

Yeah, Carter was in the first one. I want them to go BACKWARD. James K. Polk, Rutherford B. Hayes, my main man Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Something tells me John Quincy Adams wouldn't take any shit whatsoever during a bank robbery, and everyone knows show much Dwight D. Eisenhower loved to surf.

We need a "Too Good to be True" category...

At the risk of being a Point Break-baiter, this movie had some good moments, but was WAY TOO LONG. Besides, anything you loved about the original will be negated in the sequel due to one immutable fact: NO PATRICK SWAYZE.

I live to get Radical!

but yeah, it'll probably suck.

Quite a nice Point Break nod in Hot Fuzz, BTW. But no Swayze spells trouble. Still, as long and drawn out as it was, it did have Busey, Reeves, and Swayze, and Anthony Kiedis getting shot in the foot, which rules.

My prediction: Straight to DVD in a year or two, no name actors, and no Keanu in sight. But oh, there'll be a cameo from The Swayz, I'll wager.