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Friday, May 4, 2007
Gossip Paris Goes to Jail!
Posted by on Fri, May 4 at 4:42 PM
Talk about ending the week on a good note! PARIS HILTON is going to jail! After being pulled over for alcohol-related reckless driving, the judge considered that a violation of her parole and sentenced her to 45 days in a Lynwood women’s correctional facility. Even better?
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
You may start your “Paris Goes to Prison” jokes… NOW!!
Comments
yea! read the whole article in People Mag. It is no wonder she is the way she is. Her mother is just as disgusting. She was saying that if she had been anyone else this wouldn't have happened. BS! THIS IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO EVERYONE when they BREAK THE LAW. Seriously her freaking parents should have cut her off financially when she started flashing her crotch all over town, if her mother had the "class" she wants people to think she has. I am so glad that finally one of these bottom feeding scum bag celebs has to actually pay the consequences of thier actions like every other person on earth would have too. To tell you the truth though, I bet she ends up not having to do it.
What Paris? is taking a cab too "pedestrian"? I'm sure your jail cell will be made of marble, gold and the finest silk with daily massages and HDTV.
Awesome... did you hear about her spending all weekend in church, going to confession and stuff... v funny.
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YEAHH!! Finally! A rich person who is NOT above the law! I am so tired of these rich people who never have to serve justice. They all think they are so above the law. If it were anyone else, they would be getting 6 months time served for driving on a suspended license. She deserved to go to jail for and she better not get out of it! Paris Hilton needs a bit of humility. Good to hear it!!!!