So you’ve heard the adage don’t mix wine with beer with booze. Umm yeah, that’s a good idea I didn’t take to heart last night. So much like my drunken Saturday, we’ll be mixing a plethora of spirits on this week’s Best o’ the Blog.

Amy J. Ruiz can’t find coffee in the middle of the night. This is a big, big problem. And our readers seem to agree.

In celebrity news, Monica Lewinsky is spotted in the Pearl District. We think she’s planning on becoming a permanent Pearlie.

I’m not the only one mixing my drinks… Paris Hilton goes to jail because of her boozy breath. And just in case you haven’t seen the Hoff drunkenly chowing down on a hamburger. Check it out here.

The Mercury’s Matt Davis has multiple run-ins with an ex-con he has pissed off. At first, it’s funny… then the fear sets in.

Film Editor Erik Henriksen bemoans the passing of the Chuck Norris craze, only to find out it’s not that easy to get rid of the Chuck.

While Chas Bowie found the most amazing skateboarder ever.

Ozone Records is closing, which makes my hangover feel even worse. Plus Disjecta might be moving out of the Templeton Building.

And finally, Marjorie Skinner debates the fashion worthiness of DryHigh Rain Chaps.

Now say good-bye to the Beaver, as we enter this highly anticipated next week in Blogtown.