For those salivating over the prospect of PARIS HILTON spending 45 days in prison, and subsequently getting shanked—you can forget about it. She isn’t even scheduled to enter jail until June 5, and she’s already had her sentence shortened to 23 days for “good behavior.”
WTF???
Just because she hasn’t dumped a cup of hot coffee on a homeless person’s head lately, that shouldn’t qualify as “good behavior.” The week’s still young, for Christ’s sake!!
But that’s not all! Not only has her time been shortened, Paris will serve her short sentence in a sweet manner— in a secluded section of the prison, usually reserved for high profile prisoners such as politicians, police officers, and celebrities, and away from the general (shank-wielding) population. It’s called the “Special Needs Housing Unit”—which may be the perfect place for someone like Paris after all. All aboard the short bus!