ITCHFIELD, Neb. — A days-old black Angus calf romps about a central Nebraska farm just like any other—only this one romps with six legs. “He’s a real freak,” said Brian Slocum, who said the calf was born Sunday to one of his cows. “I’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The two extra appendages—one a front leg, the other a back—extend from the calf’s pelvic area. The longer of the two extra legs doesn’t quite reach the ground, and they don’t interfere with the calf’s mobility.

The unnamed calf also has organs for both sexes and a surgically supplied rectum.

The full terrifying story is here, and I’m willing to bet that thing’s going to start talking soon, too, but it’s only going to say things about the End of Days and weird quotes from the Book of Revelation and pledges of loyalty to Vigo the Carpathian, etc. This shit does not bode well.