You know what my big problem with the zoo here is? NOT ENOUGH SPIDER-MAN. I mean, when I go to the zoo, do I go there to see monkeys or bears or yaks or elephants? NO. I go to see some dude dressed up as Spider-Man, goddammit. FINALLY, those guys at the Oregon Zoo are getting the point. FINALLY. The sort-of-enlightening press release:

MARVEL COMICS’ SPIDER-MAN At the Oregon Zoo Saturday, May 12 Time: 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. The amazing Spider-Man swings by the zoo for autographs and photos to help kick off our summer of Backyard Habitat activities. Free with zoo admission.

I kind of hope it’s this guy. Also I kind of hope he’s fighting a tiger and/or riding an elephant.