From a reader with great taste in music:

Some friends and I also made the trek up to Seattle for the show and, while cramming our faces with donuts outside Pike Place, guess who happened by? He politely asked us for someplace to buy “shave foam” because he needed to “look presentable” for the show. We insisted that he looks very dapper unshaven.

He’s dreammmmmmmmmy.

See, it’s not just me. This officially ends the Jarvis blog posts forever and ever.