I just couldn't believe the tiny backbones of some of those people.

There was more tear ductage on that one episode of that show than there was sweat from Tom all last season.

I'm sorry, but I just want to say it: I just wanted to jump through the screen and start slappin' on old Aaron. Chef Ramsay was at his best when he was trying to talk him back from the ledge then; we saw a very good man during those sequences. I wish we could see the unexpurgated version on that one.

And how about how Jen all but fainted during the signature dish part? WTF?

Vinnie needs someone's backhand. Now.

For our money, the best so far are Brad, Rock, and who may turn out to be this season's Heather–Melissa. Eddie's going to be a sentimental favorite, because as we all know, no matter what your culinary skill set, nothing's more important than a killer palate. And Joanna wants to be this season's Sara, but she's even less likable.

Julia's going to be the dark horse–she was cooking acceptable quail eggs and getting them out while Tiffany couldn't cook a single one.

I would argue that Josh (skeezy food/sex guy) is most deserving of a backhand.

Hellz Kitchen is the best show EVER. Fuck Josh, fuck Vinnie, fuck that weepy dumb hick girl--actually, all the girls are really annoying this year, except for that one who's like "I work at a pancake house! PANCAKES! WHO WANTS SOME PANCAKES?!" And I guess Rock is okay, mostly because HIS NAME IS ROCK. But my boys are that creepy tiny albino guy with the weird-ass facial hair who looks like he lives underneath somebody's bed and Aaron, the big crybaby Asian cowboy who seems totally manic depressive. MONDAY CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH.

out of over "10,000 applicants" these were the ones that made it?

the pastry chef woman that almost passed out was killin' me!
I sure hope some serious politiks unfolds during the season, otherwise it's an obvious face off between Melissa and either Brad or Rock.

Hells Kitchen RULES!

Waffle House. She works at a Waffle House.

"PANCAKES! WHO WANTS SOME PANCAKES?!"

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