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Since everyone’s obviously out still celebrating, and I had to get all Golden Girls and shit due to some early morning obligations, this is obviously just a preliminary first post.
But, holy hell! That shit was fun! About 100 people showed up for the Mercury Civic Clean-Up Squad operation along MLK, removing yards upon yards of abandoned tape left in discourteous preparation for tomorrow’s parade. There were no major altercations, and only a couple of people told us we were assholes. The VAST majority of people on the streets and passing by offered words of support, saying things like, “Keep up the good work!”
On my way back to where my bike was parked, though, I saw that numerous spots had been re-taped over, less than an hour after we’d passed. Not only that, but much of MLK’s east sidewalk was impassable due to tents and chairs and barbecues and cars and trucks and tailgates and ice chests, etc., to the point where I had to walk in the street in order to even get through. Normally, I’d have no problem with the inconvenience of that, even walking directly into oncoming traffic, but given that a majority of city council just passed an ordinance banning people from sitting or lying on the sidewalk because it blocks pedestrian traffic, I was more than a little infuriated.
At any rate, kudos to all those brave, selfless, civic-minded souls who showed up to help—you truly are heroes.
Here’s the only example of news coverage I could find online right now, although they were all out:
KGW, featuring the mayor apparently preemptively us for any problem that might happen tomorrow, despite the fact that there are tape-based territorial wars EVERY year (which is, duh, why we did this).
BTW, anyone want to place any overnight bets on which TV news station is first to find a six-year-old girl crying because her family’s tape is gone? I’m betting Fox 12.
I'm suprised that channel 12 didn't have a "watch" segment about it. BUT, they'll be the ones showing the kid crying in the morning!!
Thanks to you, Matt, and the rest of the crew for organizing this event. I just blogged a bit about my experience - http://www.anotherblogger.com/2007/06/08/whose-sidewalks-everybodys-sidewalks-without-tape-of-course/
Don't worry about the mayor. He's probably pissed that we didn't all get together and form a committee to talk about the vision for the tape.
Wow, that was waaay after I had to bow out, but I'm glad the crew made it all the way around. A report from Amy Ruiz said that much of the tape on the west side was already gone, likely due to vigilant souls who beat us there. And, yes, the response was almost unanimously supportive. If everyone in town hates this taping business so much, why were we the first to do something about it?
"If everyone in town hates this taping business so much, why were we the first to do something about it?"
'cause you're both bored and dangerous?
Man, Lance, I wish with everything in me that I was 1.) idle enough to be bored and 2.) insensitive enough to be dangerous. But then I guess you could apply that same denigration to any civic action you don't like, and THAT, friend, would be dangerous.
I also forgot to add my prediction that the TV news stations will be out tomorrow searching for any possible argument or altercation they can find, and then link to the tape-removal--posing it as a question, of course. "Was this fight the result of an action last night removing all the tape from the parade route? It's hard to say, but some people say yes."
To them--and the mayor, and Bojack--I say this: If we'd only ripped up a few spots here and there, without any media coverage about the event, you bet that'd lead to problems. But since just about every bit of tape was removed, and the TV news couldn't pull themselves away from Paris Hilton fast enough to cover this thing for the past two days, it should be pretty obvious to all tape-layers what happened. If they still want to fight, it's because they are violence-prone, and that ain't our fault.
Plus, we left those handy explanatory signs. So it'll be no mystery when people show up in the morning and—gasp!—have to find an open spot.
It's true, Scott, you could say all that to those people. Or you could just say "fuck off." Sometimes, a simple "fuck off" works wonders.
Yeah, from what I saw that was an EXTREMELY dangerous crowd. What with the everyone laughing and having fun bit. Plus, all those little girls just frothing at the mouth for the chance to attack . . . Watch Out Rose Parade! We bring death and destruction to all you hold dear!
Everyone seemed really bored as well, because you know, actually doing something instead of just bitching about it, that's hella boring.
What amused me the most was the dickheads at the Hilton. They were going NUTS on the folks pulling the tape. They even told me to stop taking pictures. Snort.
John and I were talking about parade coverage tomorrow and what it's likely to be like. KGW's got the parade, and 12 has a hard-on for KGW like nobody's business. So what I'm expecting is that 8 will stay resolutely with the marching bands and floats unless holy hell breaks loose. And if I know Patrick, the ND at 12, and he has a little play in his budget, he'll have a crew out looking for unholy heck and trying to make it look like holy hell. If they can find a good enough altercation, I'm betting they'll go live during/after GDO Weekend.
KATU and KOIN? Probably not even going to scramble a crew, especially KOIN. Maybe a photog.
Still, it'll be the first year in...well, EVER...that I'll actually remember to turn on the TV and watch the parade. You gave a huge gift to the TV newsrooms of Portland tonight, especially KGW.
Scott,
I meant it as a compliment, not a denigration. I had forgotten Blowhardanski's prognostication...
All of which is to say- nice work! If anything dangerous comes from that it's not from your actions, but from those who seem to want to stir up controversy.
Yeah, "snort." Just like Paris Hilton, with the coke.
Oh jeez, Lance. What's become of me? There was a time in my life in which "bored and dangerous" would have been a badge of pride. Now I'm all old and knee-jerky and shit.
Sooooo, thanks.
I also was a bit annoyed by Potter's comment on KGW that he hoped the police wouldn't have to get involved if there were issues this morning.
Well shit, Tom, maybe the police should've gotten involved and written some tickets for littering a week ago...
Thank You Portland Mercury for the community support!!!
My daughter's and I stayed for the entire tape clean-up event. Last night my four year old turned over her tape ball to the Portland Mercury van. About a block away she began to cry. She wanted her tape ball back. She cried until we got on the max to get back to our car. If someone has the picture of her and the tape ball please let me know so you can send it to me.
Thanks My girls and I have a great time!
Kim! We do have a photo of her—shoot an email to news@portlandmercury.com and I'll forward it your way.
I have some photos, including the passing of the tape ball to the Mercury van.
Mine are at:
http://flickr.com/photos/nacho/tags/civiccleanupcrew/
Definitely a great time. This needs to be the new tradition. Let's do it again next year!
Amy, I sent you my e-mail.
Thanks for sending me them in advance.
Josh, thanks for posting them, I will try and pull them.
Kim
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I ran into some of you in front of the Marriott on SW Broadway. I'd have helped, but I pulled over into the valet spot when I saw you guys and there was no place for me to leave my car.
I did pull up some tape on SW 10th, and also on SW Broadway earlier. I tried to do it inconspicuously, but surprisingly those who noticed gave me an "alright!" or thumbs up.