I don’t think you need another reason to attend tonight’s Cover Your Ass! party at the Crystal Ballroom. Our esteemed editor, Wm. Steven Humphrey, made quite the pitch last night:

Hey everybody! Don’t forget that June 21 is our “Cover Your Ass!” benefit concert for the kids at Ethos (who provide music education for inner-city youth). Starting at 8 pm at the Crystal Ballroom, there will be NINE bands covering their favorite artists, and playing three songs each. Braille will be doing the Beastie Boys, Neverland will be covering the best of Michael Jackson, Sexy Pants will be performing Motley Crue, plus awesome songs from the Portland Cello Project, the kids from Ethos, Pure Country Gold, Alan Singley, the Do N Dudes, and even a performance from the Mercury All-Star band. SEE YOU THERE! (P.S. it’s only five bucks!)

BUT! If you did need another reason, check out the new ‘stache and ‘do Scott Moore—member of the Mercury All-Star Band—is sporting this morning. If you come to the benefit concert tonight, you might get to touch his bare chin—a chin no one has seen for approximately fourteen months.