I have a bit of a man-crush on Greg Oden. The size, the skills and that big ‘ole smile, the man has me in his back pocket. I even got jealous when I saw this. So, of course, I want the Trail Blazers to select him as the first pick during Thursday’s NBA Draft.

But some people might disagree. One of them is the amazing Draft Kevin Durant blog, who went as far as to write an 11 page manifesto, that (in over 3800 words) makes their pitch for the former University of Texas freshman. Plus they are funny and mean, which is a combination dear to my heart.