The most important thing that happened in the world this weekend is that the best television series ever to air came to its conclusion last night. That means that all us jerks without premium cable have to avoid every watercooler conversation and news media report for the next 12 months until the final season comes out on DVD.

There was some hullabaloo over the weekend about people taping off their seats for the Rose Parade… Does anybody know anything about this?

Time to throw away that muscle cream.

Oh… She was just “acting” dumb. Now it all makes sense.

Two airport sercurity dogs were fired for “sexually harassing femal passengers.” (My guess: Too much funky cold medina.)

Guess who hates Harry Potter? Booksellers. Also: Pentecostal teaching assistants.

And on the local front: I would totally vote New Seasons for US Senate.