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Friday, June 15, 2007
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Posted by on Fri, Jun 15 at 9:16 AM
• Space Station computers are still on the blink—Bruce Willis standing by to join rescue team. Yippee-ki-yi-yay, space motherfuckers!
• Mike Myers will be taking on the role of The Who’s Keith Moon. Wait… WHAT?!
• Prince Charles gets a two million dollar raise. Wait… WHAT?!
• Bill Clinton is accused of boinking Las Vegas prostitutes. Wait… Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Ah Billy, we miss you. Come back to us and show us again how oral sex is not cheating.
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And, no, the space station computer problem isn't because Browncoats at NASA sent DVDs of Firefly and Serenity up on this shuttle mission. Although, I do hope they aren't watching "Out of Gas" at the moment.