Are you in the market for a robot to replace either a Mercury employee or an autistic child? Well, the Japanese have done it again! Check out this completely HORRIFYING video of CB2 (full name: “Child-robot with Biomimetic Body”). It’s in Japanese, but here’s basically what they’re saying, from a report in the Daily Mail…

Covered in a grey putty-like silicone skin the baby bot can roll around and ‘speak’. It can even take a few steps if encouraged enough.

Built by Japanese scientists Minoru Asada and Hiroshi Ishiguro (who famously created an android twins of himself), the robot called CB2 weighs 33kg and stands 130cm tall.

It has 197 tactile sensors embedded in its outer layer and 51 compressed air-powered actuators, which allow it to react to touch.

When CB2’s shoulders are tapped, it blinks as if surprised, stops moving, and turns its gaze toward the person who touched it. It will also try and grab a toy dangled in front of it.

It will also wait until you fall asleep, sneak into your room, and anally rape you. OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS SO SCARY!!