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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Fashion Summer Style Question

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Jun 14 at 3:02 PM

WHITE JEANS, YES OR NO?

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totes.

FUUUUUCK that.

ok, then. I'm rockin' em tomorrow, dudes. Keep your coffee and your salsa Far Far Away.

Seriously? I know I've said it before but Ironic Ugly is still UGLY.

No. Hell no.

Is Ironic Hot Still Hot? 'Cause seriously, my ass looks hot in them.

Only if you're a housepainter.

I can't even look at white pants without them becoming dirty, so no.

They get dirty reeeeeaaaal fast.

Seriously?

Y'all see a girl in white jeans and think "Ugh... look at that ass, it's so ironic and ugly!"?

Man. They're a "no" for a lot of people (myself included), but they look fuckin' GREAT on some people.

no. ugly on everyone.

we were JUST talking about this. i think yes, but mostly for males. i think they can look ironic hot on men & almost invariably beavertron on women.

the upside is that women get everything else that's cool, fashion-wise.

OK. Jesus. I won't wear the fucking things. Off to Buffalo Exchange with you. Begone.

White jeans like white carpet and white upholstery. JUST SAY NO!

Unless you're Mr. Clean, then you should shave your head, get some gold earrings and go to the gym.

I say: it depends on what the rest of your outfit is, but they only look good if they are really really tight. And that only looks good if you have a nice ass. Just try to use discretion, is all I'm sayin'.

Yes, white gets dirty. White is hard. There are a lot of ways white jeans can go wrong. So they're dangerous, DEFCON 3, maybe, but not impossible.

Yeah, I think they're hot, but I know myself, and I know that I'm going to be climbing fences and rolling on the ground and doing all kinds of other idiotic shit that I do, and my white jeans would stay white for about two hours. So, not for me, sadly.

I say yes! dudes look hot in tight white jeans, especially with dirty shoes at barbeques. smokin!

ummm, 18 comments to post the obvious?

They only look good on my bedroom floor!

And the dirtier the better, I like dirty girls.

ummm, 18 comments to post the obvious?

They only look good on my bedroom floor!

And the dirtier the better, I like dirty girls.

i rock the white jeans muthafuckas! i get them dirty and wear them proudly.

Not a chance.

David Hemmings in Blow Up. He answers that question!

YES! Also, wear sexy-shaped black underwear....which is MEANT to be seen underneath the white pants. Seriously...

that chick on the top looks like she's topless and i'm down with that...

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