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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Mercury The Best Line From Last Night

Posted by Scott Moore on Sat, Jun 9 at 6:29 PM

Asked by a TV news reporter—I believe from Fox 12—to Matt Davis:

“How do you respond to critics who say you’re just a self-appointed tape cop?”

I didn’t hear Matt’s answer—I was laughing so hard I nearly passed out.

Comments

"Next year, if we have enough people, we can walk the route and take donuts away from kids unless they can show that they do not contain TransFats. It's for their own good. GO Randy!"

Randy rocks! Aptly named "pdxnag" on the other hand...I'd suggest a laxative.

God I love this so much.

It's like, we don't even have to explain why it's so beautiful, yet, we can rest assured that the straight men will always play their part.

Oh yeah, the idea that Jack Bog is old Portland. Jesus, that's the funniest thing ever. Yeah, preach it, Jersey boy.

And I can't tell your uniform from the PPD.

I think I said something about, "Well, I'd expect them to be concerned that there's no citizen oversight of our activities. And imagine if I was armed, too! I'd practically be a terrorist!"

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